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coconuts
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Re: Jokes

Post by coconuts » Thu Dec 19, 2019 2:07 pm

I'm pretty sure we might have people confused with the tuna sandwich references lol :lol:

Okay here is a tuna joke for you

What do you call an evil tuna?












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Re: Jokes

Post by there » Fri Dec 20, 2019 4:13 pm

Ouch!
To the Albacore. :lol: :lol:


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Re: Jokes

Post by coconuts » Sun Apr 26, 2020 7:52 pm

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Re: Jokes

Post by there » Thu Oct 01, 2020 9:33 pm

That's a real educator's joke, huh?!
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Re: Jokes

Post by somewhereinbetween » Fri Oct 02, 2020 11:19 pm

:lol: this is a great thread
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Re: Jokes

Post by there » Fri Oct 02, 2020 11:47 pm

I used to have a house on the median strip.
I'd back out doing 60.










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Re: Jokes

Post by Deborah » Fri Dec 18, 2020 12:12 am

So a man walks into a bar and he has an ostrich with him. He orders a beer from the bartender and the ostrich says that sounds good I'll have one too. And the man had the exact change. He goes into the bar a second time he orders a beer and the ostrich says that does sound good I'll have one too. And the man has the exact change.

So the third time he goes into the bar he still has the ostrich with him and the bartender says what will it be? And the man says, this time I think I'll have a scotch on the rocks. So the ostrich says, that does sound good I'll have one too and again the man has the exact change. And the bartender says: Wait a minute wait a minute. How is it that no matter what you order, you always have the exact change?

The man says: It's like this. I met a genie and he gave me two wishes. Oh wow the bartender says so what was your first wish?

I wished that no matter where I went and no matter what I wanted, I'd always have the exact change. The bartender says: "What a smart wish. What was your second wish?

The man says:





Chick with long legs.

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Re: Jokes

Post by coconuts » Fri Dec 18, 2020 2:12 am

:lol: :lol:

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