Jokes

Post by **there** » Wed Sep 04, 2019 10:29 pm

Oh, these are all so freaking funny!!!

why did the group of friends decide not to go to the shopping center?

If you've seen one, you've seen the mall.

Post by **coconuts** » Thu Sep 05, 2019 1:24 am

Why did the cow go to see a therapist?

Because he was too moo-dy

Post by **Booklover** » Fri Nov 08, 2019 8:20 am

Why was the cat sitting on the computer

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To keep an eye on the mouse

Post by **coconuts** » Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:07 pm

Why did grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?

So she could rock and roll

Post by **Booklover** » Mon Nov 11, 2019 6:40 pm

Post by **Jonesy** » Tue Dec 17, 2019 9:35 am

Who is Santa's favourite singer?

Elf-is Presley!

Post by **there** » Wed Dec 18, 2019 12:42 pm

Har har!

Why did the Coke can hate being put in the recycling machine?

He found it soda pressing!

Post by **coconuts** » Wed Dec 18, 2019 5:29 pm

Why was the farmer on Santa's naughty list?

Cause his pig squealed on him

Post by **there** » Wed Dec 18, 2019 6:15 pm

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Arnie.
Arnie who?
Arnie of you hungry?
(for a tuna fish sandwich)

Post by **coconuts** » Thu Dec 19, 2019 2:10 am